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| It's been at least two years since I've been here. Sad. Guess I was just wondering if anyone still reads this anymore. If people do, I'm coming back to write some more. Otherwise, this goes back into the pile of things I never want to touch, which includes you. D. | | |
| Capsule J Says Have A Nice Day
That's right you silly faggots. We are playing our first show as Capsule J this Saturday, Aug 12th, at the YST Coffee House off 311 S Madison Ave. Bring all your friends. If you don't have any friends, fuck it, come anyway. This show will be badass times 1000. Doors open at seven and we take the stage at eight. If anything, the admission is free and there is free food and drinks to boot. Come, be pwnd and have your faces owned.
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| Owned By The Sun
Me: Man I love the lake! Tubing, riding on the seadoos, driving in the boat...
Sun: Hey bitch, did you put on sunscreen?
Me: Well...yes, but...
Sun: BUT NOTHING!!! IT'S NOT ENOUGH!!! *Shines rays of power* IT'S NEVER ENOUGH YOU STUPID BITCH!!!
Me: Wow...that really hurt.
Sun: Hahaha BITCH! Do you like it? Hmm? Do ya?
Me: No...not really. My skin is now all red. Showers are impossible without immense pain. I can barely walk, much less move any part of my body. Sleeping is fucking unfeasible. And, to top it all off, I have work tomorrow.
Sun: Haha...ha...wow. Jesus, I'm an asshole.
Me: Yes, yes you are.
Sun: Well how 'bout to scoops of raisins to go with that burn?
Me: Please die.
Fuck sunburns
Fuck tubing
Fuck small ass boats
Fuck bitchy servers at mediocre restaurants
Fuck food poison
Fuck water for at least a week
The lake is fun. But goddamn, fuck the sun.
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| OMFG!!! UPDATE TIME!!!
New movie. Well, actually, it's from sometime in the summer I think...so it's not really new. But you can suck my nuts. Watch it and be owned by the pure randomness that is the Smoking Monkey Lounge.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9154938382249475510&q=smoking+monkey+lounge&pl=true
Goddamn I rule.
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| A Happy Post...For Once
Might as well...this thing is dying out anyway. Quite depressing really. One fad takes over the next. My apologies, I digress.
My happiness comes from that of miss Noel. She is amazingly great. Why, just recently we had dinner and ice cream and watched TV and shit. She enjoys a good pet, and when she sleeps, it's quite possibly the cutest thing I've seen.
I'm sorry...this is the once in a lifetime post here, for Noel just rules that much. In fact, if you watched the news yesterday, you would have seen her. There was a building on fire, and from the skies came the a bullet of beauty. She owned the fire, saved all the helpless screaming children, and then did a roundhouse kick to a nearby hobo...just becuase she fucking can. That's the power of Noel. That power...is not to be reckoned with, bitch.
Owned.
I love my dear Noel.
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